Hey Smog Blog: Happy 400th!!!!!!!!!

HEY HEY HEY!!!!!

ITS MY 400TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my, how I've neglected my poor blog. I'm so sorry. Really, I am. I can't believe it's my 400th post! That's so many!!! I think about blogging all the time. Probably every day. But I have so little free time to construct anything... sentences, even... 

Well anyway I'm here now and I'm quite happy about that. I've been doing my fair share of stressing out, worrying, subsequently breaking out, pouting and grilling lately. You cut it, you burn it. So yeah good thing I trim trees. Hopefully not for too much longer. I'm soooo anticipating quitting. You have no idea how much. More than any other job probably definitely.

My biggest Drama lately is Tom the Cat. See, he either saw a ghost and was haunted by said spirit for 5 days and nights; was possessed by the devil for said 5 days and nights; (and this is why you should never pet.webmd your cats in the wee morning hours...) had a seizure that resulted in temporary brain damage and complete loss of nervous system for said 5 days and nights. Or something else that the internet hasn't revealed to me. Oh and plus I mentioned it at work and then all these ladies got involved and one gave me some holy water and today they were trying to convince me to let a priest come to my house to bless it... ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!!! ARE YOU fucking KIDDING me!!??!!!!!! Do you understand why I want to quit?!??!!!!! More on Tom: I Nancy Drewed the case and figured he possibly could have jumped from the cat tree onto the ceiling fan during like a 2 hour stretch of time it happened to be on one day (randomness; i.e. Nancy Drew) and then got like freaked oh because I should have mentioned this, that one of his many symptoms was staring at the ceiling and growling. He was basically scared. Like almost scared to death, that is, many of those 5 nights I didn't think he was going to make it through to dawn. Oh, or maybe all the other cats ganged up on him at the same time but if that was the case, it was some serious cat gang shit and they probably wouldn't all be allowed at the mall at the same time. ;PPPPPPPPPP Well anyway Tom's basically all right execpt that I'm terrified it's going to happen again, but he got the last of his shots (like 6 months late) and is allowed to go outside in the daytime so he can run around and that seems to have helped him. I don't know.

So yeah. 

GOT PIX????????

In absolute random order:

He got me this ghost doughnut. I LOVED IT!!!!

DEAD

ALIVE

We've been watching a lot of spooky movies obvs for Spook Fest and it's been prreeeettttty great! We even went to the Fox Theater to see Return of the Living Dead ! Whooooooo it was fuN! It was pretty great seeing it on the big(ger) screen and of course the Fox is super nice inside and it wasn't crowded at all (I think it was at like 7:30pm??? So early! Haha) I even wore a special date outfit that I really wish we had taken photos of because it was pretty great. I hope to recreate the outfit again sometime soon? Yes. Anyway I want to share another list of spooky movies but it's gonna get too out of control to give deets so I'll just name some:

Return of the Living Dead (@ Fox Theater)

The Haunting (Old)

The Haunting (Remake)

House on Haunted Hill (Old)

House on Haunted Hill (Remake)

Thirteen Ghosts (Rah Digga Wha Wha)

Scary Movie (So bad)

Skulls (AHhh!!!! Hhahahahaa!)

Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (Like 5 of them)

MISERY (Best movie yet???????)

BeetleJuice

UnDead (Right now, actually)

The Omen (original)

The Birds

Is that it?????? Smaug! You suck!!! There must be more... well we finished Young Frankenstein and Ninth Gate? No actually not Ninth Gate. Well we watched Terminator 3 but that's not a spooky movie. I honestly cannot remember/see the boxes of any other movies. So that is kind of a pathetic list. Okay, I will step it up in the next two weeks. I seriously promise you that. Also, obviously: Nightfall. And possibly more movies at the Fox.

Right now I'm eating the most delish grilled food that Mels made for me after a stupid day of work and school. So lame. But this food is amazing. And I am so happy for that!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to stop blogging now so I can go eat more grilled corn. But it tastes soooo gooood! !!!!!! Yum!

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Smog